Rib Cracking Hilarious Quotes From President Of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe


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“When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

“Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

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”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”

”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

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“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

“Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

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“It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
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“Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

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“Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

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“Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

“If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.

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“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

Read Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals.

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Racism will never end as long as those who don’t pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted. Even when playing snooker. You haven’t won until you’ve sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table. But I don’t care, as long as I’m still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt , I’m fine!”..

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